Take my head out of the game

Saratoga, CA

ive always wanted to pet a raccoon. why do they have to be so cute yet so vicious? i will pay lots of money for a domesticated raccoon.

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fuckyeahdementia:

best breaking bad intro

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After Phi Delt’s jungle party

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When the waitress asks if I’d like to swap my fries for salad,

fitgirlprblms:

On the inside, I’m like:

But, on the outside I’m like:

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"So if tonight turns out to be
The last night before you peace then walk out on me
Let’s let it all hang out like a balcony
One last time, the best is what you about to see
So make it worth it tonight, only so you know I never hurt you in spite
Love me like you never will again, it’s our last time
Tonight forget about the past time
Everything gonna be alright
So baby get some sleep tonight."
-Marilyn- G-Eazy

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Reblog if you’re a potato.

why does this have over 5 million reblogs?

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“Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback

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